Guarantee / Warnings
These warranty/guarantee requirements and warnings are courtesy of the legal profession, which has forced small and large manufacturers and providers of services to their knees, or out of business altogether. This document is intended to render lawsuits virtually impotent. Absence of perfection in human beings is no accident, it is guaranteed, because we human beings lack perfection by the very laws of nature, and could, by all reason, not be held responsible for such lack of perfection in anything we do or make. Therefore, liability insurance is nonsense, and we carry none.
If any of the above subject matter is ruled to be illegal in any court of law, in which the validity of this document may be contested, any resulting partial invalidation of this document shall not invalidate the remainder of the rights, duties, and stipulations contained herein. Notwithstanding the above, in the event that any person who brings any type of legal action against The Toronto Rebounder Store, this action shall be brought to the Government of Ontario, and any such action shall be governed by the laws of the Province of Ontario. This shall include any claim of product defect(s) or liability due to design or manufacturing imperfections.